| By a narrow margin, both houses of congress agreed | | | | kids to learn the real truth about religion, and not |
| to cancel the Government of the United States. | | | | cost an arm and a leg like the government controlled |
| After years of struggle, President Polin has finally | | | | system that was full of liberal fanatics." |
| fulfilled her mother's dream; the total end of | | | | Senator Fatcat remarked that Wall Street will now |
| government control. | | | | work as it was designed to work, completely |
| On the streets of L.A. can be heard the celebratory | | | | unregulated, and where risk rules, "The only way to |
| exclamations this morning: "No more payroll taxes! | | | | really make a killing. No guts, no glory," he said, "If |
| Yay! No more Social Security or Medicare taxes! Yay! | | | | you can't stand the heat, stay out of the Kitchen!" |
| No more military expenses (Yay!) No more post | | | | And he added that, "And now the family, and |
| offices or schools! Yay! No more costly VA. Yay!" | | | | America, will be stronger with Grandma and Grandpa |
| "Now, people and corporation's are free to keep all | | | | living at home watching the kids so that mom and |
| the money they earn, and there are no more | | | | dad can work more, like it's supposed to be. And the |
| restrictions on how we do business. Now we will | | | | kids will be able to take care of Grandma and |
| have a true free market, and will be the envy of the | | | | Grandpa's health care personally, which is what any |
| world." said President Polin. | | | | good son or daughter would be happy to do." He also |
| "State militias will have no problem taking the place of | | | | said that he had great faith in our world class health |
| an expensive, out of date, government controlled | | | | care and pharmaceutical companies, and that they will |
| military," said Governor Whitehead of Texas, "and | | | | do everything in their power, as they always have, |
| with every Texan now packin a gun, you won't see | | | | to make rates and medicines affordable, available and |
| any more crime in Austin! To this he added, "and with | | | | safe, especially now that the troublesome and |
| each state now sharing in the nuclear stockpile, | | | | expensive government regulations are out of the |
| nobody's gonna mess with Texas, hah, hah!" He went | | | | way. |
| on to say that "Home schooling will finally allow our | | | | |