| Day One: The best-built egos are ones that are well | | | | the bigger your ego gets, the easier it will collapse if |
| designed, so the first step is to acquire a great set | | | | you are not careful with the construction. Of course, |
| of plans. These are available at any convenient party | | | | if you can find an old ego laying around that you can |
| in the neighborhood. Just mingle around and you will | | | | tear down, you can save some time using the old |
| see all kinds of egos being built right there before | | | | parts to build you new one! |
| your eyes, and all you will have to do is take notes. | | | | Day Three: Now we can see our big ego taking |
| Be particularly keen to find the best and biggest | | | | shape. Hard to believe that with a little work and a |
| egos, which are easily recognizable by the incessant | | | | little perseverance, we can actually build such an |
| talking of their owners. HINT: The finest egos will | | | | impressive structure. But at this juncture, we must |
| interrupt just about everybody, as well they should, | | | | be very careful because we are trimming out |
| because they have the most important things to say! | | | | everything that we have built, and the trim is the |
| Day Two: Now that we have our plans, its time to | | | | most important thing. Deceit can add that special |
| take tools in hand and begin to construct our big ego. | | | | finishing touch, as well as just the right amount of |
| I would recommend that you acquire the best tools | | | | self-righteousness. These two together in the right |
| that you can afford; that always makes the job | | | | combination are a knock out! HINT: To complete the |
| easier. A good jealousy is always handy, and can be | | | | job, we also must plant something around the edges |
| used for many things. Also, don't forget an anger, | | | | that will enhance the ego, such as a little envy or |
| because a sharp anger is helpful in setting up the | | | | pride, or a nice grouping of judging and comparing, |
| foundation that keeps the ego strong as we work | | | | which works well for that very important overall look. |
| on the top floors. And a vanity! How could we forget | | | | And before you know it, you can stand back and |
| a vanity? That's what puts those special final touches | | | | proclaim; I built an ego! See, it was so easy; all it took |
| on a good ego. HINT: You will find that with larger | | | | was a little ambition and a little desire. Who knows, |
| egos, you must always be very careful to continually | | | | with this under your belt, your next project might be |
| shore them up, even after they are built, because | | | | a whole house of selfishness! |