Roman Antiques To Now - German Hans Sacked Rome, China's Hans Sack Tibet

Roman history tells us of how mighty Rome heldwhether you live, or go run and just hide. German
sway over most of Europe, all north Africa and muchHans only brought his army, not enough people to
of west Asia. There are more magnificent Romancontrol. So they looted, and sacked, raped, burnt, but
temples in Turkey or Libya, it seems, than are intactfinally went home. We are not that same Hans. We
back in Rome. Yet while Greeks fought off Persianshave people galore, more than cattle, easy managed
from the east with names such as Darius, the laterby the score.
Rome fell to Germans from the north with namesNow Hans soldiers with rifles help them move off
such as Hans. Which is such an irony, from goldentheir farm, as is needed for new coal burning
haired Hans of Germania from the North Sea, tofactories. A valley of blue skies will be so no more.
golden skinned Hans from China by the sea.And so the coast of China, by Imperial decree, will
It is all the same in it's order, head bashing, flight andbuilding ten million people cities to sell stuff to you
flee. It is now golden skin Hans who bashes skulls ofand me. They move many off farms and out of
Tibet, and he will keep right on at it unless Big Pandavillages to flood.
says set. And the best way we can all do this, is toThe greatest new dam in the world, just completed,
stand up and say, Big Panda, lay off, let them pray.in China of course, according to The Economist
Your bully mentality gets in the way, of all yourmagazine, is perhaps the most silly, environmentally,
words of moral high ground and all that you say.more of a disaster of a badly organized designed
Your actions, Big Panda, do get in the way.dam ever in history of many human follies yet. The
We see that in Europe, that all have evolved. HansEconomist says as the new lake begins to fill, that it
now visits Rome, and pays with a card. Hans is nowwill, and has since begun, to smell of rot and toxins.
welcome in Paris and Rome, in Lisbon and Venice andImagine this oldest civilization and how many
even east of home. He does bring a mind set thatthousands of years of graves along this massive
makes all he hugs rich, as the French have found,area.
even the English since they stopped with the blitz.Now as the river is blocked and begins to fill this vast
But back in the east, mysterious east, this thing youlong valley and canyon, more ancient bodies are now
call vote. What is this strange thing? You bring thatmade loose in their graves by the rising water, and
here, and we will cut off your Hans. And winkie, andare now beginning to float up to the surface, and
dinkie, and everything else. We Hans are so special,begin to disseminate any ancient diseases from
we make the decree, and as you will find out, Hansplague dead long gone, and now back with us, into
special are we.the water and the air, dead animals rotting up
Out Buddha, off prayer mats, stop those serenesideways gullys not cleaned. Ah, but we are the
eyes. We need hardened soldiers, not men who aregreatest civilization, you will see. Nothing new under
wise. We are the wise ones, only us, we decide. Onthe sun. Except democracy.