The New Inventions we Need

Do you want to create money-making newthings to wear while doing dirty jobs.
inventions? Not me. I just like to dream them up.Fast-food tube: These could be like the tubes at
Here are some of the new ideas I would love to seebank drive-throughs, but they would have to stay
created in reality. I hope a reader or two will dolevel for the sake of the drinks. Using these, one
something with them.slow person won't hold up the whole line at the
New Inventions For Outdoorsdrive-through, because there can be several lines.
Free-standing tents without poles: The idea here is toThe customers send money in through this conveyor
have two inflatable sleeves that criss-cross over thesystem, and get food back the same way. Just pull
top of a dome-style tent. Perhaps the rigidity wouldup to whichever lane is empty. I'm waiting to see this
be insufficient for windy nights, but it's worth a try.invention.
Make them inflatable from inside, and you couldMagnetic painting kits: This new novelty invention
quickly crawl inside and out of the rain to inflate it.would consist of a flat "canvas" of magnetic material
Rail-runner bicycle attachment: This is a new invention(steel?), and an assortment of many colors of iron
I want to try, but one that will not be popular withdust or small shavings. Just apply the metal dust
the railroad companies. Wouldn't it be great to becarefully to create any "painting" you can imagine. It
able to bike along train tracks? They go many placeswould be something like a Buddhist sand mandala, but
that roads don't go. The idea here is a device thatslightly more permanent. Spray the finished painting
holds the bicycle wheels on the track as you pedalwith a "fixer," and you could even hang it on the wall.
along. Easy removal would be necessary, of course,Invisible walls: This is a new invention that would be
for the occasional passing of a train.just plain fun. Make a wall with properly placed
Kites inflated with helium: If its been done, I haven'tcameras, using the other side of the wall was the
seen them yet. With some lift from the helium, theseprojection screen for these cameras, and the effect
kites could be flown in any amount of wind. Designedwould be that of looking right into the other room -
right, they would still fly something like a kite, andan invisible wall. I'm not sure about the practical
with more maneuverability if designed like a stuntapplications, but an "invisible ceiling" would provide a
kite, with two strings. The first prototype might be anice view at night.
kite with a small helium balloon attached. If somebodyMagnetic signs for windows: Thousands of businesses
makes this, I'll buy one.use large magnetic signs for their vehicles, with their
Other New Inventionscompany name and logo on them. Of course these
Disposable t-shirts: Dollar stores have t-shirts on thecan only be used on metallic surfaces. To stick to car
shelves, so we know they're getting cheap. Why notor building windows, they need a similar flat magnet
invented a line of shirts that are low-quality, but goodor steel mesh material that is placed on the other
enough, and cost very little to manufacture? Sellside of the glass, to hold them in place. This may be
them in boxes of 12, as "disposable clothing." Where'sone of those "unpatentable" ideas, but the first to
the market? Those who want less laundry to do ontrademark a catchy name and market them widely
long trips, or those who want to have some cheapmight do well with new inventions like these.