How To Tackle The ACLU and Win: Is The "Intelligent Design" Program "Religion?"

The futile, but never-ending debate over whichauthorities (though much of that came later). Are we
account of human origins may or may not be taughtreally to believe the implicate of the claim above,
in public schools, drones on yet again. Most Americannamely, that no real science occured until after 1830
Christians continue to fight the less-than-good fight,because most of the guys doing "science" at the
oblivious to the fairly obvious point that the Bibletime were really just doing "religion disguised as
commands God's people, "Do not be yoked togetherscience?" Isaac Newton even wrote a book on Bible
with unbelievers." This clearly requires Christians toprophecy. Does that make him a "non-scientific
avoid having their children taught by pagans --quack?" Of course not.Fourth, if such persons as the
meaning that God requires them to avoid sendingclaimant who says, "Intelligent design is religion," fail to
their children to public schools. This is a sinful, butoffer a cogent defintion of what religion is, then his
common, practice among baptized households.Soclaim falters as an entirely arbitrary indictment. On the
then, having said our mind on the subject, we moveother hand, if any of these yokels ever actually get
onto the questions of logic as they pop up in thearound to offering a definition of "religion," it will
debate. Several of the proponents of Mr. Darwin'sinherently entangle them in real problems, since many
views have recently alleged that the doctrine offeatures of "religion" also show up in evolutionary
intelligent design ought not be taught in public schoolsviews.For instance,1. Evolutionary biology depends on
because it presents an inherently "religious" view.the grand miracles of the "Big Bang" and
Several ways to nullify the intended effectiveness of"abiogenesis," and other miraculous leaps from one
this claim come to mind.First, we should like to notekind of thing to another -- which have not been
that no consensus exists among philosophers as toobserved.2. Evolutionary cosmology (as taught in
how one might distinguish a religion from a philosophy.astronomy courses everywhere) forms an entire
Some would accept the claim that religions comeworldview, a required way of looking at the world
with rituals or ceremonies, while philosophies do not.through the lenses of naturalistic, subtle change as
But variants of ancient Orphism, Pythagoreanism andthe ultimate cause of everything.3. Evolutionary
Neo-Platonism come with mystical symbols andbiology has major tenets -- adaptation, natural
opaque rituals -- some of which symbols were takenselection, micromutation, survival of the fittest, etc.4.
up by later forms of Kabbala -- and these ancientEvolutionary biology requires beliefs in what cannot
views are usually construed as philosophies, notand have not been observed - the unseen. This is
religions. And, quite curiously, one of the morewhy evolutionary literature contains the ubiquitous
interesting philosophies of the ancient world, taughtrefrain -- "we cannot observe evolution happening
by one "Anaximander" (ca. 550 B.C.), contained mosttoday because it occurs so slowly."5. Those
of the central postulates native to the views of acommunities which regard it as true employ a unique
certain -- you guessed it -- "Charlie Darwin."Second,vocabulary to express those beliefs.6. Evolutionary
"religions" are person-relative. This means that nobiology and cosmology imply certain answers -- and
particular view (by itself) may properly count aslogically forbid others -- to the grand questions of life,
"religion," since what one does or does not DO WITH"What kind of world is this?" (metaphysics), "How do
THE BELIEFS in question has an important bearing onwe know what we know?" (epistemology), "What is
the point at hand. If no ceremony or ritual of anythe nature of humanity?" (philosophical or religious
kind attends the view in question, this makes it hardanthropology), "What is proper human behavior?"
to justify the "religion" claim. For [counter-] instance,(ethics), etc., etc. Thus, by any defintion of religion I
Aristotle believed in "intelligent design," but very fewcan imagine, if "intelligent design" counts as religion,
would call his worldview "religious," though his ideashow much more will evolutionary views be painted
do tend to show up in university philosophy courseswith the same brush?So it seems appropriate here to
quite a bit. Also, many of the French "Enlightment"finish our answer to the original question with a
Deists were quite arguably nonreligious -- if notphrase from a game traditionally beloved by
irreligious -- persons, even though they affirmedmathematicians:"Check mate."Carson Day has written
"intelligent design."Third -- and we need to keepsome 1.3 gazillion articles and essays on all manner of
beating this drum -- almost every scientist prior totopics. These aim to glorify God and offer people real
1830 believed in intelligent design. And the majority ofhelp to live wisely and well. You can visit Carson's
scientists kept believing in it until around 1870 or so.websites at (The Omniblog, where Carson blogs
When Darwin published his "Origin of Species" (1859),everything) or (Carson's Day Trading Outpost).
he met with his hottest disputes from otherThanks for stopping by.
scientists like Robert Owen, not from ecclesiastical