The Art of Writing Verse for Riches: Paupers & Poets

When young students get good marks in English andtraded his notoriety and wealth for the life of a
enjoy reading, they always wonder what it would beBuddhist monk. The wheel of life comes full circle. I
like to be an author. Then they think of storiesworked my hands off playing my guitar and I sang
they'd like to write about and ways to change theacross the country until I was blue in the face. I
world through the power of the mighty pen, morecouldn't understand why I couldn't make a decent
powerful than the sword as the saying goes. I firstliving. There was one medium I hadn't tried and that
applied my language skills to enter college in Radio &was prose. I decided to write a novel and there it
Television Arts, but I found more and more that thewas...thirty-three years later I finished the book, The
type of writing needed was not at all creative. TheGolden Blues. It's a journey through altered states of
set formula was to write commercials or televisionconsciousness to form a plan to correct a mistake
content that was the same as other T.V. slush.and alter the fate of a traveler looking for a lost love
Fortunately, I knew music and began to payby understanding the nature of the universe by
attention to lyrics. This was the medium that couldpracticing Buddhism and attempting a guided
give expression to my ideas. Fame was not in thereincarnation.
cards, and I lost more than I made on a regular basis.Now that Leonard Cohen has renounced materialism
In need of money, I turned to the financiallyin favor of nirvana, he's several steps ahead of the
promising world of poetry. Now, even the billtrend to seek enlightenment. The discipline of fasting
collectors won't call me.can be mastered quickly by would-be bards. Going
I developed an ability to remember my Englishwithout food comes naturally for a starving poet. If I
classes and the heavy emphasis on poetry that Iwere to give my best advice for young writers, it
used to pass tests when I couldn't think of any otherwould be: see if the Post Office has any openings.
project to submit. I traveled and loved women, givingGet a secure job with good benefits because old age
them poems written especially for them. They lovesneaks up without warning, and then the romantic
poems, but relationships with underfinancedthought of gaining inspiration in a Greenwich Village
boyfriends usually end in rejection. Theyhotel washing down pizza crust with red wine while a
complimented my writing ability as they drove memysterious French woman wearing a beret taps
away into the drunken darkness. Now I'm artisticallybongos as you write doesn't seem that attractive
satisfied and poor as a church mouse; I don't evenanymore. The next generation will be too busy
know why the mice living in churches have lessplaying computer games to muse over the writings
money than other mice, but apparently that's theof a sensitive genius in the candlelight. The next time
state of things. I forgot that the great Leonardyour pen runs out of ink, don't fill it up again - light up
Cohen had money to start out with, became slightlya stick of incense, shave your head, and repeat your
less rich being a poet, and got rich again by writingmantra until those annoying rhymes flow from your
music. His books sold well at first, and when heears. Poetry is a vehicle that has the power to drive
become a famous folksinger, his book sales wereyou straight to the poorhouse.
better than ever. Fame breeds more fame. Now he's