| Well, the people of Nebraska and Kansas
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| | nicknamed DU.des. It has been reported
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| must finally be towing the line...and we
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| | some of the first teachings of the new
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| are all going to see the
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| | group have already been written. One is
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| benefits!LINCOLN, Neb. -- Meteorologists
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| | "DU NOT unto others as you have seen them
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| at the National Weather Service office in
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| | DU it unto you, " and "DU not be
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| Hastings are feeling lucky this year.The
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| | afraid, I have overcome the world."
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| 30-county area they serve in central
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| | Stuff like that. This is theological
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| Nebraska and north-central Kansas hasn't
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| | history in the making! DU believe in
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| had a confirmed tornado for the first six
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| | miracles? Man DU we! Pass the plate...I
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| months of this year. That hasn't happened
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| | believe!Reports of an even larger group
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| since 1950"It's quite unusual," said
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| | of NeKansasians heading to Gaza are
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| Steve Kisner, warning coordination
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| | coming in. A small group did attempt to
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| meteorologist in the Hastings office.
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| | go Israel , but was turned away and
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| "We're glad Mother Nature is keeping
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| | threatened with extinction if they did
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| everybody safe -- again showing the
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| | not provide free copies of the Wizard of
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| unpredictability of the weather."Between
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| | Oz to all members of the government.
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| five and 10 tornadoes usually hit the
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| | There is currently a stand off over this
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| office's coverage area between Jan. 1 and
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| | issue and the Nekansasians are asking
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| June 30, Kisner said.Tornadoes are
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| | politely that Israel return Dorothy's red
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| especially common in the 30-county area
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| | shoes which were taken years ago in a
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| because they are in the northern part of
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| | raid on Nebraska that went virtually
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| Tornado Alley, a tornado-prone region
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| | reported in the news. Israel said they
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| stretching from West Texas to North
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| | did not respond well to such demands on
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| Dakota.It's not often that God lets such
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| | them and had the Nekansasians needed to
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| a large area off the "To Be Smitten"
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| | understand that Israel was quite
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| list, but dang if Kansas and Nebraska
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| | comfortable with it's role in smiting the
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| have not won the "We Finally Get the
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| | nations around them. After being
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| Point" award! Congratulations!Obviously
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| | threatened with being kidnapped and
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| we need to find out just what it is that
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| | imprisoned, the Arch Angel Gabriel
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| these two states have finally done as a
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| | intervened and translated the
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| people to qualify for not being smitten
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| | Nekansasians in Chariots of Fire to North
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| for their sins this year. Now please
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| | Korea for talks with He Flung Dung, head
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| understand, the not to be smitten list is
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| | of North Korea's small public relations
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| a yearly thing and all locations on earth
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| | firm.The Nekansasians are being greeted
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| are evaluated on a yearly basis. Just
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| | as saviors in Gaza and studies on how not
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| because you got off the hook this year,
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| | to be smitten are springing up all over
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| does not mean you will spared next year.
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| | Gaza...in fact, all over the world as
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| But for now, you did good and we expect
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| | tired smitees yearn to learn just what it
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| that one year of NOT being smitten by the
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| | will take to get the Deity off their
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| Deity will prove to be a real turning
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| | case. Gaza is a particularly difficult
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| point in human history and
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| | problem because the Deity is using actual
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| theology.Striking while the iron is hot,
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| | humans, just like Palestinians claim to
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| missionaries are spreading out from
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| | be, to do the smitting. Althought the
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| Kansas and Nebraska to all parts of the
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| | Nekansasians are only used to being
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| globe and sharing just exactly what it
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| | directly smitten by the Deity Himself,
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| was they did right to not be smitten by
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| | they are familiar with the how the Deity
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| the Deity, as so many, if not most
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| | used his chosen ones to smite the nations
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| others places on the planet are
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| | around them in the Old Testament. The
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| continuing to be. One contingent has
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| | Nekansasian Father's assured those in
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| gone to New Orleans with the good news
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| | Gaza this will not be a part of their
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| and many are heading to the Gulf Coast in
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| | theology and love is in the air.So stay
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| general with the hopes of thwarting the
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| | tuned for more on this late breaking and
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| now up and running hurricane season.
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| | incredible news. Once again, neither
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| Insurance companies are footing the bill
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| | Nebraska nor Kansas have been smitten by
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| for the NeKansasians, as the new
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| | the Deity even once this year and as a
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| religion they will spread is now being
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| | result a new religion has broken out and
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| called by the hopeful masses. A major
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| | is spreading around the world as
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| group from Kansas City is heading to Iraq
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| | Nekansasians, as they are now being
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| wearing protective, bullet and bomb proof
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| | called, teach the world to sing and avoid
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| Depleted Uranium suits in place of robes,
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| | being smitten oft for their
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| just to be safe. Word is out already
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| | transgressions from on high.
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| that these Nekansasians have already been
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